Thursday, November 22, 2012

How to get a boyfriend

Step 1: Show lots of cleavage
Like at least half a boob. And post it on every social media site you've signed up for.
Step 2: Feign dumbness
Like really stupid.

Step 4: Act fragile and weak
Play your part... to the extreme. That will make even very weak guys feel incredibly macho and protective.

And you're done! :)


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